Yeah you are right,the lady has been to a super market,
and has come out with an empty basket..
she has not been able to buy a single thing!
and doesn't know,
how to feed her only child??
Ohh.. that came heavy !
The situation is really grave !!
Now something lighter,
to make my point!
One day about a couple of months ago,
President Bush was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said,
"I am the President of the United States.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
She replied, $200."
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was,
"Mr. President,
if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
my panties as low as my wages,
get that thing of yours as hard as the times,
and keep it rising like the gas prices,
keep me warmer than it is in my apartment
and screw me the way you do the public,
then believe me, Mr. President,
it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."
A sorta Preface to the burning issue, INFLATION !
(kinky stuff though, which you are intended to overlook)
It is 31st of March, 2008, and undoubtedly there can't be a topic more relevant,
than this, as far as i can assert, with my conviction!
Yeah i know, the joke part was brought in, only to make things lighter,
cuz although,
its been a while that the intellectual stuff has been displayed more often,
people often tend to get bored!
Any person who has a mouth to feed can actually relate to the topic very easily!
You need not be a commerce grad or something else to know that,
Inflation is a disaster!
It was but known, for a fact that it was due to follow,
as an economic aftermath to the sudden rise in overall incomes everywhere!
It is a shame for us,
despite having such great intellectuals,
with the likes of Hon. Dr. Manmohan singh and Mr. P. Chidambaram,
not to mention the genius of the administrative services' guys,
we get screwed every single day!
The inflation rate,
for the week ended 15th March, 2008 has reached a 13 month high of 6.86 % !
I know that we have to accept certain inalienable truths,
profoundly as prices will rise and CONTINUE TO RISE,
but how long ??
I stay in a Metro namely Mumbai !
It accounts for the highest tax revenues for the country,
if my stats are right !
In the name of 'Measures to Reduce Economic Inequality' ,
the ' idiot ' is taking away all the money from us and
imparting free-bees to the ' have nots' !
( The entity ' have nots ' is still in question! )
Let me make him aware of the simple principle of Economics --
' The way to regulate ( 'curb' in this case ) inflation is,
through monitoring money supply in the economy! '
This son of a b**** is actually increasing the money supply,
by pumping more funds in the economy!
He imparts tax cuts, to make people happy!
He waives off farmers' loans to the extent that is fairly unimaginable!
I don't think he is fit to gauge anything but taxes!
His working principle seems to be like this
' tax everything,
distribute it to the people in an unfair manner and
inflate the economy to the extent possible!
Now the next time,
if i have to order and relish a 'MUTTER PANEER'',
I'd have to console myself with a 'ALU MUTTER' !
IF you really know,
a ' way' to get ' away ' from this turmoil tell me how..??????
--- NVS
